This is a video of a hot little photo shoot for Skinnie Magazine. The photographer is Michael Vincent. I bet these pictures came out beautifully!
While many Pakistanis are showing disapproval for their own native Mariyah Moten being crowned Best in Media at the Miss Bikini Universe 2006 pagent, The Stripper Blog congratulates her on being a positive liberal influence on conservative eastern cultures. The pagent was held in late August in China.
When asked for her thoughts on winning, twenty-two year old Mariyah said, “I have broken all barriers, and in the coming years there will be other Pakistani contestants, who will carry this title. My intention was to project Pakistan is a very modern way.” In a comment she made about what conservative Muslim critics are saying, Mariyah stated matter-of-factly, “Hardliners are basically people who try to impose their thoughts on others. We are not affected by people like them. We believe Pakistan is a country that is made up of moderate Muslims like myself. And yes, some people may not like the idea of a Pakistani girl in a bikini, but alas, we have done it and there is no way they can change anything about it.”
Its nice to see a girl doing something to liberate herself from cultural stigmas. This is what the strip-club industry is about. Every day we’re fighting a battle against repressive sexual social standards. We’re behind Mariyah Moten as she continues in her quest to “educate others about Pakistan.” The Stripper Blog wishes her the best and hopes that she doesn’t get too much harassment from extremists.
Wouldn’t it be great if your panties always flattered that sexy ass? I’ve seen a lot of g-strings on girls, and not all of them looked good. Over time I’ve come to realize what makes a thong flatter a body, and, for that matter, what makes a body flatter the thong.
Here are some tips to make your thong look its best.
First of all, you’ll need to make your bikini zone look its best. There are several ways to prevent or treat bikini bumps. These are all recommended by other strippers, but I haven’t tried all of them so I’m taking their word on a few of these.
Home remedies for bikini bumps:
- Witch Hazel – Apply just after shaving. It sooths bikini bumps, and then conditions your skin so that you’re less likely to have bumps reoccur.
- Silicon-based Lubricant – Got a little lube in your naughty things drawer? You can apply it in lieu of shaving cream. They almost never have perfumes and dyes (which can irritate sensitive bikini areas), and they don’t gunk up your razor.
- Underarm deodorant – Apply after shaving to the afflicted region. It helps treat bikini bumps, and makes your nether-regions smell pretty. I was skeptical of this remedy, but it works. You never have underarm shaving bumps right? Plus, the perfumes in deodorant are made for sensitive areas.
Now that your bikini zone is perfect and bump-free, its time to put your g-string/thong on to show off those perfect cheeks of yours. The difference between good g-string wearing and bad g-string wearing is where the intersection of strings rests on your cheeks. You want the point where the crotch string of the panties connects to the waist string to be just at the very top of your butt “cleavage” and no higher! Ever seen a girl who’s g-string looks like it forms a ” T ” on her backside? Its because her g-string is too big. To get your g-string to rest in the right part, cut the g-string at the “intersection.” Then re-sew it so that the crotch string is shorter. By doing this, you’ll be making your g-string custom fit to your body, so that instead of laying in a ” T ,” it will form the top part of a heart with your cheeks. You’ll recognize the ideal g-string as the one that makes your butt look rounder.
Now that everything below the belt is perfect, what customer will want to pass up putting another dollar in that hot little thong?
I know you’ve tried the classic schoolgirl look at the club… admit it, we all have. Its a little cliche, and in the big clubs its hard not to find duplicate schoolgirl outfits, but if it wasn’t working for us, we wouldn’t all be doing it! Men dig the schoolgirl look. Its a fact. Since we’ve all given up on fighting it, we might as well do it right. On that note, here are some tips for how to be the hottest little schoolgirl they’ve ever seen…
First of all, you’ll need a killer schoolgirl outfit. The red plaid skirt and tiny white top are the most obvious choices, but really you can use any pleated mini skirt you already have, (especially if its plaid). Add a sexy little top to it, preferably black or white with a collar. The final touch is white knee-socks or white ankle socks with ruffles. They work fine with pretty much any black stripper shoes, but if you’re looking to buy a pair specifically to match your outfit, sexy black mary-janes work best. Keep your hair and makeup youthful. Straighten your hair and wear it down or in pigtails, or a ponytail tied with a bow. As for makeup, keep it very simple except for your eyeliner. Think Averill Lavigne – lots of black eyeliner and mascara. They’ll be wondering if you’re not really 17.
One more step: your music. Ladies, you could get on stage and dance to the same old stuff you always dance to, but why not try some new material that adds a little context to your outfit? Here are some songs that will let every man watching fantasize about your naughty schoolgirl-self.
- Hot For Teacher – Van Halen
- Catholic Schoolgirls Rule – Red Hot Chili Peppers
- School’s Out – Alice Cooper
- Another Brick in the Wall – Marilyn Manson (this song was originally done by Pink Floyd, but their version is much too long for the average strip club set)
- Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus
- Girl Next Door – Saving Jane
- Graduation Day – Head Automatica
- School – Nirvana
- Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
- Smokin’ in the Boys Room – Motley Crue
So get out on that floor, you sexy thing, and make them wonder where you were when they were in high school!
(If you have any suggestions for songs to add to this playlist or any other playlists, please feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org)
We strippers know that every distinction between ourselves and the other girls working the room makes a difference to our very attentive customers. It didn’t take long to realize that men pay attention to every detail of my outfit when I dance, and they seem to be especially fascinated by the platform stripper shoes. “How do you walk so well in them?” they ask. “How can you possibly dance in those?” Men often ask to see them when I’m sitting at the table chatting them up. And, time after time, as I slowly stretched my leg up to rest on their chest (its actually a very sexy way to show off your shoes) I thought to myself, what is it about these shoes that gets so much attention? Is it a foot fetish? Is it their fascination with the graceful balance that only females accomplish? Well, whatever it is, we should be making it work for us.
So, on that note, here are this season’s novelty shoes that The Stripper Blog has uncovered. They are the kind that will draw real attention to your tiny tootsies from the men who are endlessly fascinated.
First up: Rubber Duckies! In shoes! I had to giggle when I saw these. These six inch platforms have blue liquid in the platform, with little rubber ducks that float on top of the liquid. They’re perfect for the girl who’s playing the sweet and innocent girl next door. They’ll make the custies chuckle, and they’ll make you smile every time you catch a glimpse of them in the mirror.
We also found a great new line of shoes that actually has a slot in the platform for customers to put their tips into. I can say from experience that these are amazing for a girl to have. You can take tips in these instead of in your g-string, and the men love it. They really do love watching their money disappear into your shoes! Also, its a great way to get away with not having to carry a purse.
The third product is one that I saw in person, but couldn’t find a photograph to properly represent how cool they look. These shoes light up every time you step, and draw tons of attention whether you’re working the floor or dancing. The image shows little yellow sparkles on them, but in reality they light up in many colors, and are absolutely stunning to watch a girl dance in. Its unfortunate that there’s not a decent picture.
All of these shoes can be found on The Stripper Blog’s favorite shoe source – www.snaz75.com . The best part, they offer free shipping for orders over $75!