First Pakistani Miss Bikini Universe

October 29, 2006

While many Pakistanis are showing disapproval for their own native Mariyah Moten being crowned Best in Media at the Miss Bikini Universe 2006 pagent, The Stripper Blog congratulates her on being a positive liberal influence on conservative eastern cultures. The pagent was held in late August in China.

When asked for her thoughts on winning, twenty-two year old Mariyah said, “I have broken all barriers, and in the coming years there will be other Pakistani contestants, who will carry this title. My intention was to project Pakistan is a very modern way.” In a comment she made about what conservative Muslim critics are saying, Mariyah stated matter-of-factly, “Hardliners are basically people who try to impose their thoughts on others. We are not affected by people like them. We believe Pakistan is a country that is made up of moderate Muslims like myself. And yes, some people may not like the idea of a Pakistani girl in a bikini, but alas, we have done it and there is no way they can change anything about it.”

Its nice to see a girl doing something to liberate herself from cultural stigmas. This is what the strip-club industry is about. Every day we’re fighting a battle against repressive sexual social standards. We’re behind Mariyah Moten as she continues in her quest to “educate others about Pakistan.” The Stripper Blog wishes her the best and hopes that she doesn’t get too much harassment from extremists.

Thong Perfection

October 26, 2006

Wouldn’t it be great if your panties always flattered that sexy ass? I’ve seen a lot of g-strings on girls, and not all of them looked good. Over time I’ve come to realize what makes a thong flatter a body, and, for that matter, what makes a body flatter the thong.

Here are some tips to make your thong look its best.

First of all, you’ll need to make your bikini zone look its best. There are several ways to prevent or treat bikini bumps. These are all recommended by other strippers, but I haven’t tried all of them so I’m taking their word on a few of these.

Home remedies for bikini bumps:

  • Witch Hazel – Apply just after shaving. It sooths bikini bumps, and then conditions your skin so that you’re less likely to have bumps reoccur.
  • Silicon-based Lubricant – Got a little lube in your naughty things drawer? You can apply it in lieu of shaving cream. They almost never have perfumes and dyes (which can irritate sensitive bikini areas), and they don’t gunk up your razor.
  • Underarm deodorant – Apply after shaving to the afflicted region. It helps treat bikini bumps, and makes your nether-regions smell pretty. I was skeptical of this remedy, but it works. You never have underarm shaving bumps right? Plus, the perfumes in deodorant are made for sensitive areas.

Now that your bikini zone is perfect and bump-free, its time to put your g-string/thong on to show off those perfect cheeks of yours. The difference between good g-string wearing and bad g-string wearing is where the intersection of strings rests on your cheeks. You want the point where the crotch string of the panties connects to the waist string to be just at the very top of your butt “cleavage” and no higher! Ever seen a girl who’s g-string looks like it forms a ” T ” on her backside? Its because her g-string is too big. To get your g-string to rest in the right part, cut the g-string at the “intersection.” Then re-sew it so that the crotch string is shorter. By doing this, you’ll be making your g-string custom fit to your body, so that instead of laying in a ” T ,” it will form the top part of a heart with your cheeks. You’ll recognize the ideal g-string as the one that makes your butt look rounder.

Now that everything below the belt is perfect, what customer will want to pass up putting another dollar in that hot little thong?