Ew!  In Newark, New Jersy, a young doctor in New Jersey has pleaded guilty to stealing a hand from a cadaver when he was a medical student and giving it to a stripper. The prosecutor said the 26-year-old doctor was a first-year medical student when he befriended the exotic dancer. Authorities said she asked for a hand and he came through. The hand was found in a jar on the woman’s dresser. Friends said she called it “Freddy.”  This girl can not be right in the head!

The doctor’s attorney said his client meant no disrespect, and removed the hand from a fully-dissected cadaver at med school.

The lawyer said he had no idea what he did was illegal.

The only thing this leaves us to ask is has the world lost its mind?

Canadian Stripper and nude model, Barbie Doll Benson (the blonde on the right in this pic), is being sued by Mattel. They are demanding that she turn over the domain name barbiebenson.com, claiming that it infringes on in the Barbie Trademark.

(I’ve visited Barbie Benson’s site… its nothing special. It’s just a web-cam site that sells porn.)

Barbie Doll Benson, Miss Nude Canada 1992 says she will not give up her domain name without a fight. Wired News reports she has hired legal counsel in both Canada and the United States. Here lawyers are confident, given that the content of Benson’s site contains no references to Mattel’s doll, and her graphics and logos bear no resemblance to Mattel’s Barbie Doll site.

Mattel “has no comment” on the pending case.

This is a video of a hot little photo shoot for Skinnie Magazine.  The photographer is Michael Vincent.  I bet these pictures came out beautifully!

Yet another video where the news marvels over how scandelous and fun “Stripper Workouts” are. Still, I thought it belonged up here. Enjoy.

I’m interested to hear from everybody about what stripper names they like best… mostly for curiosity’s sake.

Do you prefer names that you know for sure aren’t real : Foxy, Sweetness, Tyrany, etc. because you feel they add to the fantasy?

Or do you like names that could actually be a girl’s name : Gina, Melanya, Juliette, Bambi, etc…?

Please leave your answer in the comments.

Love you all, thanks for reading and responding,

Autumn

I know girls with very talented vaginas. Girls who can “squirt” often sell live performances of their talents at private bachelor parties. But nothing I have ever seen or heard of compares to the story I recently read by Masuo Kamiyama in Mainichi Daily News. He learned of Yoko in the story she wrote as one of four articles in a special section of Sincho 45 (February) entitled “Onna-tachi no sekkusu batoru” (Women’s sexual battles).

In the interview Yoko told Kamiyama, “From the time I was a little girl, I thought about doing something that would make people notice me, and enable me to tour the country,” says the woman, who is identified throughout only by her professional moniker “Honoo no Yoko” (Flaming Yoko).

It looks to me like she got her wish.

As the classic strip club techno began, Yoko would gracefully peel off her clothing and proceed to a series of eight routines. All involved use of the highly developed muscles in her reproductive apparatus. While not necessarily in the following order, she makes use of her vaginal sphincter to toot notes from a toy trumpet; click a toy clacker; twist the screw-off cap from a bottle of Oronamin C vitamin tonic; snap a wooden pencil in half; bend a metal spoon; inhale smoke from a cigarette and blow rings; and make like a blowgun, shooting darts to pop toy balloons. In fact, a dart once propelled this way was clocked at 180 mph, as fast as if somebody had thrown it by hand.

Then came the climax of her stage performance, the routine from she got the stage name “Flaming Yoko”: She would inject a quantity of alcohol into her vagina, part her thighs and spurt the liquid towards a waiting flame.

As a safety measure to spare those in the first row of seats from singed eyebrows and possible first-degree burns, Yoko requests that customers lean back away from the stage. “This is being done in complete defiance of fire regulations,” she warns them in a verbal disclaimer.

The great ball of fire at the climax of her performance was the source of considerable anticipation, and excited male fans often got into the act, counting down “5, 4, 3, 2, 1″ and then, in unison shouting “Fire!” (pun intended, I am sure) as she lets it fly, causing an impressively large fireball to burst forth in mid-air.

Yoko was raised in Kochi in Shikoku, where her father ran a brothel. He was married three times, fathering six children, total. Yoko was the youngest.

“My mother ran a small bar, and dad owned the brothel but didn’t do any work, except pimping for my mother sometimes,” she recalls to Kamiyama. “So I was born and raised in the red-light district, but since there were other kids in the same situation I didn’t think anything of it at the time. It was just the way things were.”

She was bright, Shincho 45 reports, and wanted to attend university, but times were hard and such was not to be. Her search for a high-paying job led her to burlesque. Standing an above-average 163cm tall, she was endowed with a figure resembling a Westerner and therefore appeared larger than life on stage.

Back in those days, Japan’s strip clubs often attracted customers with underground shows called “Hanadensha” (flower trolley) offering live male-female sex on stage and other exotic acts. It was at this time that Yoko became aware of her unusually powerful vaginal muscles.

Flaming Yoko is now 39. Her career has clearly taken a toll on her body and spirit. But there’s no welfare or retirement pension for those in this profession, and she continues to earn her livelihood touring rural snack joints and strip theaters, where her dwindling audiences still count down before she “fires.”

The Stripper Blog’s pick for February! Check her out at Emerson’s of Rock Hill near Charlotte, NC.

Just a reminder from The Stripper Blog to get out to the polls and vote tomorrow!

(Especially you, Nevada. We want “YES” to “Question 7!” )

A word about “doubles.”

A “double” is a term used in many clubs to define a lap dance with two girls at once. Generally, dancers team up on a guy and instead of selling him a song with one girl, they sell him a song with two girls. Of course, he has to pay each girl individually, so one song ends up costing twice as much. So, definitions out of the way, here are some observations about the practice of doubles in the clubs I’ve worked in.

I’ve noticed that when I’m considered new meat at a club, before the other girls realize I’m a veteran dancer, I’m approached by dancers and asked if I want to try for a double with them. The girls asking me are always the girls who I later hear complaining in the dressing room that they’re not doing well monetarily. I’ve deduced that these girls think that with their pluck and my “new girl” charm, they can piggy-back the night on me. When they realize that I’m not shy (I’m just quiet) and not gullible, and have been dancing for a little while, they stop asking.

Sometimes I’ll politely turn them down, and sometimes I’ll take them up on it. If I feel that a girl is trying to take advantage of me, I tell her I’d rather work on my own. Sometimes I also get the sensation that we won’t have the same style of flirting and talking, or that they’ll pressure men into dances more than I’m comfortable doing, and will turn them down in these situations as well. Otherwise, I see doubles as an excellent opportunity to upsell dances and make sure the customer empties his wallet.

Sometimes, the girls who approach me to do a “double” with them are just sweethearts who think I’m new and shy and want to help and make a buck in the process. Usually, I mesh very well with these girls and we end up cleaning house. The nice thing about doubles is that you can dance with the girl and pretend to kiss and touch each other, and the customer is satisfied without ever getting a real lap dance. Even if you only spend half the song dancing with another girl, that’s still only half of a song to pay any real attention to the customer. He, of course, gets the sensation that the song was too short, and ends up buying another double.

Lets say he had a paltry $100 to spend in the club, and a single song was $25. Two girls would clean him out with just 2 songs instead of the 4 songs he would have bought with one girl. Whether or not it will be beneficial financially depends on the ratio of dancers to customers in a club. If there’s only a few customers and too many girls (often the case in smaller clubs) its a good way for girls to share the wealth. Again, if theres a ton of customers and plenty of dancers, its an easy way to breeze through your night with company of a fellow girl. However, if there’s a lot of customers and too few dancers (normally, a small town problem) it would be better for dancers to split up and work the crowd seperately so that one guy isnt getting the attention of half the girls in the club.

Lastly, remember that its all about fantasy. Try to make it look real with the other girl, as though you’re really turned on. Men eat it up, and will throw every dollar they have at you to keep the fantasy alive. Just remember to try not to share too many bodily fluids with the other girl, even when kissing. Strip clubs are certainly no strangers to STDs.
Hopefully you’ll be able to recognize the good opportunities for doubles, and leap upon them. They really can be profitable if you have the right chemistry with another dancer and you know when its the right time. Just remember to keep your customer’s fantasy alive without ever letting another girl pressure you into doing anything you’re not comfortable with. And, on that note, don’t ever pressure another girl who you feel would be easy to take advantage of to do a double with you. Good luck ladies… go get ‘em!